I’ve been meaning to make this post for a while, but now that my inbox exploded since my follower list grew, I’m getting a lot of the same questions sent to me. So here goes:
How long have you been stripping?
Since late 2008, though I’ve taken off a few months here and there for finish school…
"this meme is too esoteric!" goldilocks exclaimed.
"This meme has been overdone," she said
"ahhh, this meme is just the right balance of ironic awareness and social commentary," she said happily and she lol’d hard
Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
I will always reblog this
I didn’t read this I sang it aloud
#but honestly can we just talk about this scene for a second#because every single person around him thought he was useless in the army#because he was short and skinny and gangly and didnt look like the average army man#but when he hears ‘grenade’ he doesnt even hesitate#he jumps right on top of it to stop the blast from hurting anyone but him#he was literally going to die during training just because he wanted to protect everyone else#and if that doesnt scream captain america to you#i dont know what does (x)
Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.