Schpadoinkle

stripperina:

I’ve been meaning to make this post for a while, but now that my inbox exploded since my follower list grew, I’m getting a lot of the same questions sent to me. So here goes:

How long have you been stripping?

Since late 2008, though I’ve taken off a few months here and there for finish school…

verylittlebird:

"this meme is too esoteric!" goldilocks exclaimed.
"This meme has been overdone," she said
"ahhh, this meme is just the right balance of ironic awareness and social commentary," she said happily and she lol’d hard

ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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justsomenerdyfellow:

toke-ahauntus:

lostincape-town:

laragazzachescrivevainsegreto:

I will always reblog this

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I didn’t read this I sang it aloud

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

supersmashkev:

bopeep:

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

me

OMGGG

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.